Opinion from a Libertarian ViewPoint

The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)

Posted by M. C. on July 20, 2017

Source: Email from my personal Morale Officer

Democratic Senators are considering introducing

legislation that will provide new benefits for many more

Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being

hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the

millions of Americans who lack any real skills and



“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the

competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful

role for themselves in society,” said California Sen.

Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow People

of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With

this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant

special favors to a small group of workers, simply because

they have some idea of what they are doing.”

In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi

pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has

a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without

regard to performance. At the state government level, the

Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of

hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).


Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than

25 million mid-level positions will be created, with

important-sounding titles but little real responsibility,

thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and



Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions

will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most

unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial

tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number

of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management

positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized

businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every

two talented hires.


Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough

new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate

against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory

interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or

experience that relate to this job?”


“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to

keep up with people who have something going for them,”

said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut

twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her

inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”.


“This Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no

abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected

officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with

no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each

and every American citizen, regardless of his or her

inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great

nation and a good salary for doing so.”


This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton,

Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Maxine (WaWa) Waters,

Elizabeth (Nut Case) Warren & Nancy Pelosi.

Be seeing you



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