‘Will even white people die?’ How to explain nuclear war to your kids First Dog On The Moon
Posted by M. C. Fox on August 11, 2017
Exterminating white people. This is what constitutes the ‘funnies’ in The Guardian .
Dog 1: “Trump is seriously talking about nuclear war? This is ridiculous!”
Dog 2: “Is it the end of the world, Dad?”
Dog 1: “Probably. It is grownup complicated but in 2016 Rupert Murdoch organised to put a maniac surrounded with white supremacists in the White House to be president of the USA.”
Dog 2: “What’s a white supremacist?”
Dog 1: “It is someone who believes the ludicrous notion that white people are superior to people of other races. They also believe that there is a plan to eradicate white people from the Earth.”
Dog 2: “Is there Dad!?”
Dog 1: “Unfortunately no.”
Dog 1: “You see Steve Bannon is really the secret president of the United States and he wants to start world war three. He is on record saying he wants a race war and if he can’t make that happen, well it looks like he is trying to get Trump to start a nuclear war instead!”
Dog 2: “Nuclear war is bad right?”
Dog 1: “Yes nuclear war is very bad. Millions of people could die.”
Dog 2: “Even white people?”
Dog 1: “I’m sorry but yes even white people, and the ones who don’t die… they will be enormously inconvenienced!”
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